College Football Sports
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #14 TEXAS CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY HORNED FROGS
I would make fun of your team, if I knew whom any of you assholes were. That win against Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl was impressive but unfortunately you pussies decided not to play them again in a nonconference game the following year. Now you’re joining the shittiest automatic qualifier conference (The Big East). That’s like being the smartest kid with down syndrome. Not to mention your coach looks as if he’s the grand wizard of the ku klux klan in the offseason.